Lots of heavy stuff going on. Lots of deep, analytical thinking. My summer started out very calm and peaceful. Now I feel like a crazy woman running around in circles. Sometimes, I really just need to step away from the chaos and have a good laugh.
A while back my oldest son was trying to come up with riddles. And then that led into the boys telling knock-knock jokes that make absolutely no sense, but they crack up so hard that I just start laughing too.
In case you needed a good laugh too, here are some of our favorite jokes (as well as some new ones)…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Con-
Now you say, “Control freak who?”
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithe-berg.
What do you get when an atheist, an insomniac, and a dyslexic get together?
Three people who stay up all night wondering if there is really a dog.
Sally fell off the swing.
Why?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Well it’s not Sally.
Moses, Jesus, and an old man go golfing.
Moses tees off first, and the ball goes straight to the water. He goes over to the water, parts it in two, and then hits the ball onto the green.
Jesus tees off next, and the ball again goes straight to the water, but this time it floats. He walks on the water, and hits the ball onto the green.
Finally, the old man tees off, and again the ball goes toward the water, but before the ball goes into the water, a fish jumps up out of the water and grabs the ball in it’s mouth. Then a hawk flies over, grabs the fish, flies over the green, the fish opens it’s mouth, the ball lands on the green, and rolls into the cup. A hole-in-one!
Jesus says, “Dad, stop showing off and just play the game.”
A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess says, “I’m sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion.”
A farmer in his field counted 196 cow.
But when he rounded them up he had 200.
A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in the entire zoo was a dog.
It’s a Shitzhu.
Okay, so maybe these are a little cheesy, but that’s alright. I can do cheesy from time to time!
xoxo
These are pretty good- I can’t wait to share them with my father-in-law (totally up his humor alley!)
I’m glad you enjoyed them! The control freak one is my favorite!!